THE SULTAN OF SUPERFICIAL

SWEET NECTAR OF HIM UP ABOVE

I HAVE JUST MADE THE WORLD’S

MOST VALUABLE VALENTINE

GOT THE PAPER OFF EBAY

FROM SOME GIANT TREE

THAT MAY HAVE SHADED

ANTHROPOID APES BEFORE THEY 

SANG CRAZY SONGS

I AM GOING TO DELIVER IT

AS SOON AS TRAFFIC DIES DOWN

AND I AIR UP THE SCOOTER TIRE

HANG TIGHT PRECIOUS

I GOT A POEM FOR YOU